Shrimp Salad

John Zorn continued to talk about himself for what seemed like an eternity but was only about thirty-five minutes. Then he opened himself up to questions from the audience.

The young woman's young boyfriend put up his hand. "Can you talk about the Boredoms?" he asked nervously.

"Fuck you!" yelled John Zorn. "Fuck you, I'm not going to answer that! It's not relevant!"

Fuck YOU, Miller Theater.

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