Saturday, January 22, 2005

America's Future Rocks! (Straight Version)

James Dobson and Co claim Nile Rodgers, "We are Family" fame, and SpongeBob SquarePants have teamed up to brainwash children into enjoying multiculturalism and hanging with the gay set.

A rep for Focus on our Families claims that the We are Family Foundation's video, popular cartoon characters singing "We are Family," is "insidious."
We all know that insidious is right-wing code for "It's so gay!"

Ethics Reminder: Denver ought to womp Col Springs' ass every once in a while. We should tailgate it down there and burn that building down. Just when you think Focus on the Family is really going to go broke, the exit sign on I-25 reappears and the conservative lights burn brightly on the southern horizon.

Meanwhile, Bush children hailed Satan at the "America's Future Rocks" concert with the den leader W:

2 comments:

shanna said...

that's actually the "hook 'em horns" sign. jenna went to the university of texas. um, like me. still hate the whole family tho!

Gary Norris said...

The hook 'em horns. Great. Is nothing sacred?